What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

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What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!