What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

Slug Jokes More Slug Jokes

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.