What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

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Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.