What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.