What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

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What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.