What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"