Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...