Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...