Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.