He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.
Someone who is outstanding in his field.
So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.
Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
Tsar Napoleon.
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.
Because he is outstanding in his field.