Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

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What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old