Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

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What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.