What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim