What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

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What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.