Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Blacking out and gaining money.
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
The purr-rimiter.
A: A first-aid kit!
About two weeks.
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.