Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.