What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

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What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

What do you call a farm full of blacks?

Antique farm equipment.