How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

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How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.