How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

What do you call a burning rocket?

Korean Barbecue.

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

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Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

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What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !