How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.

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What is a witch's least favorite food?

Burnt steak.

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !