How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted