Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy