Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

Dead Man Jokes More Dead Man Jokes

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy