Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A boogati!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Dead Man Jokes More Dead Man Jokes

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy