What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

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Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.