What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

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How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.