What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car