Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

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What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.