Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

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How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."