What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.