What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

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What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.