What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

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They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

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What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K