What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

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What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds