What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

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What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James