What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

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What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks