What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

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Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks