What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex

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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks