What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

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What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.