How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?

Ni-Hao-dy"

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.