How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What about Fergdudaughter?

Must have Asian parents.

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.