How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.