How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

What do you call a asian and a black guy??

A math problem.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you make an Asian Blind?

you put a windshield in front of them

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.