Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz