Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car"

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What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

Why shouldn't young people move to Egypt?

Because only an old GIZA would live there!