Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!