Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
He'll have water on the brain.
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
Sir, you dropped your receipt!"
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.
So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.
Because there's only 2 factors involved.
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Sorry, eh.
A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
