What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

What do English pirates call each other?

M80

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What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)