What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

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How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

Why are there no bungalows in France?

Because the French have many flaws

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What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d