What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.