Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.

What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Star Wars) Luke-warm.

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Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus