Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

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Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

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What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

What is the inner temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm.

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Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm