Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

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What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

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Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course