How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

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Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!