O Jokes

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"

What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

What did the lower case "o" say to the capital "O"?

You whore.

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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What's that over there, is it a gho-o-o-ost?

Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

What did the O say to the 8?

Nice belt.

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What do you call a disabled Lego?

An O.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

A: E-I-E-I-O.

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He took a ship.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Because they are most certainly guilty.

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K"

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Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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None--He'll only promise "change."

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How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs