A Coke-o-nut.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
P and O.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
Dude, your is hanging out"
Pair-o-Medics
You whore.
because they pump-kin
Four. O, double-u and e.
They're not infallible
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!
Because it's playing dead.
Nice belt.
They both turn "o" into "O".
You owe Eve an O.
An O.
One had to P.
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
A carb-o-rater
Because of the B O
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
A double-vowel shotgun.
George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !
A: E-I-E-I-O.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
Purple circle.
You call 'im Maury. :)
M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.
They're both useless in Canada.
They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh
Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight
His toga size went from L to XL.
The Ottoman Empire.
Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.
You leave him hanging....
O....Hi!.....o.....
Execution is everything.
So he'd use natural logs!
GINGER.
Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.