What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them