What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

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Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

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I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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Flying a plane.

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A: He gobbles up.

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What does the ISIS donkey say?

Jihaaaad

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Execution is everything.

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Who got there first?

The drone.

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.