What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

What do you a pterodactyl that can't fly?

Inosaur.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka