Kindergarten Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK