What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

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Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.