What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."