What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

Pit Bull Jokes More Pit Bull Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

Border Collie Jokes More Border Collie Jokes

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.