Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men.

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What is the best place to hide a corpse?

On the second page of Google

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

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