Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned