Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

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What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...