What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

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What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.