What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What does the study of magnetism and self abuse have in common?

The Right Hand Rule.

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What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.