Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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You don't need to, they'll tell you

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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they drop acid of course

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.