Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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Because the reaction could be explosive.

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Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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Because there's so much base.

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A brain sturgeon.

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.