Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele