Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

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Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.