Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese