Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text