Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

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How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

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What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

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How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.