Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.