What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

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Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!