What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

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What kind of limes open doors?

A: Key limes.

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.