What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What kind of math do feminists study ?

Triggernometry

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.