What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

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What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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Why are women bad at parking?

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What's in a white mans pants and more than 4 inches long?

Nothing

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

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What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts