What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

What's in a white mans pants and more than 4 inches long?

Nothing

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts