What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."