What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

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How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

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What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !