What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

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What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.