What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

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What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.