What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

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What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.