What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Where does bad light end up?

in prism

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !