What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

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What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

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What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !