Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

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What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.