What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

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What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.