How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

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How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

Tacos Jokes More Tacos Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.