How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves