How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.