How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!