Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?

He was dethroned.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.