What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.