What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.