What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

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How long does guacamole last in the fridge?

Please say a year.

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.